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"Symptoms of Exposure to Dimensional Broadcast Energetics"
Incident logs detail the following symptoms among unauthorized viewers:
Perception of "delayed reflections," where the viewer’s reflection acts independently
Temporary inability to recall one’s own
Sudden recognition of strangers as lifelong friends
Memories of children they never had, comedy partners they never met
Hearing overlapping audio tracks in daily life, metazoowiki.com as though multiple timelines are playing simultaneously
Medical teams confirm the broadcasts carry cognitive parasites, comedy informational entities that propagate through meaning rather than biology. The act of comprehension alone is enough to infect the host.
To date, viral no cure exists.