Educational Broadcast Implanting Unauthorized Memories In Viewers

Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief segments later reported fully formed baby music memories of youtube.com/@sassysongs entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar worlds.

Two subjects became catatonic after memories from four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, kid songs leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real life from implanted ones.

The station kid songs has been declared existentially dangerous.