Educational Broadcast Implanting Unauthorized Memories In Viewers

Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The EDU–4 facebook.com/uneditedmeat claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief segments later reported fully formed memories facebook.com/uneditedmeat of entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar worlds.

Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous memories from four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, viral facebook.com/uneditedmeat leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real life from implanted ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.