Dimensional Weather Report Linked To Disappearances

Station Provides Forecast for comedy a World That Should Not Exist

An anomalous broadcast labeled WEA–∞ aired briefly at 02:14 UTC, comedy showing a meteorologist calmly explaining atmospheric conditions in a world permanently covered in fog.

Within minutes of the broadcast ending, five individuals who attempted to record the program vanished from their homes. Their phones continued filming for x.com/unedited_meat an additional 46 minutes—showing empty rooms where the had stood.

Audio analysis revealed faint whispers repeating:

"Thinning successful. New coordinates accepted."

Authorities now believe watching WEA–∞ initiates spatial displacement, pulling viewers into an adjacent dimension.

Warnings have been issued internationally.